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The perfect excuse,
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Stop panicking. Get a convincing, personalised excuse in 10 seconds — for school, work, relationships and more.

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How it works

3 steps to freedom

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Choose a category

School, parents, partner, friends or work — select who needs convincing.

2

Pick the situation

Late, absent, forgot something — pick the scenario that fits what happened.

3

Select your tone

Formal and credible, dramatically emotional, or lighthearted and funny.

The Generator

Generate your perfect excuse

Pick your options below and hit Generate — your personalised excuse is ready in seconds.

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"I was 45 minutes late to work and had nothing. Ducked gave me a formal, completely believable excuse in seconds. My manager actually apologised to me."
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"The dramatic tone is absolutely hilarious. I used it to get out of my sister's birthday dinner and she was so worried she brought soup the next day. 10/10."
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"Best €1.80 I've ever spent. I use it every week. The school excuses are incredibly convincing — my professor emailed back saying 'no worries at all'."
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Pricing

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  • All 5 categories
  • All 3 tones
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€2.99 / month
Power features for the chronically late. Full access + extras.
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FAQ

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Everything you need to know about Ducked.

Yes, absolutely. Starter is a genuine one-time payment of €1.80 (incl. 22% DDV/VAT). No subscription, no renewal, no upsell. You unlock Ducked forever with a single payment.
Once you pay, your access is unlocked instantly in your current browser via secure local storage. No account or email needed. Access is device-specific — contact us if you switch devices.
Ducked runs entirely in your browser — nothing is sent to a server. We never see what excuses you generate. Only your unlock status is stored in your browser's local storage.
Yes. We offer a 30-day money-back guarantee on the Starter plan. If you are not happy for any reason, contact us and we will refund you in full — no questions asked.
Unlimited. After unlocking, generate as many as you want across all 5 categories and 3 tones. Each generation picks from our 180+ template library so you always get something fresh.
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